This Rant: New Moon

That's right, as if the first movie wasn't dumb enough, there's a sequel, and there's 2 more to go peeps.
To be honest, I've never been more dissappointed by a movie in my life. This was horrible. Absolutely horrible for many reasons.
On the simple level, it was boring.
There was little to no action, corny lines, a Mary-Sue worthy love triangle and a constant sense of immiturity. It was also overly blunt and in your face. They would hint it, then state it. What do you think your audience is that stupid? (Twitards >>
Furthermore; the acting was quite terrible (though surprising in some parts) The Characters were completely inconsistent and constant set out of character from where they originally were placed and developed, it was angst ridden to the point of my wanting to leave, uneventful, quiet and lacked a climax... and a real plot for that matter. There were also some seriously screwed up plotholes and constantly underdeveloped subplots.
For example: A subplot that went nowhere...
The redhead chick who wants revenge on Bella is out and about loking to have her killed. The Werewolves (who actually technically fit into the classification 'Loogaroo' Are responsible to keeping the bad vampires out. Well, missy is running through the woods, and they're chasing her, and she's running... and they're chasing. Then she jumps off a cliff. Bella also jumps off a cliff. She sees redhead in the water, tries to swim away and knocks herself out (She's also constantly a damsel in distress... and a wuss.)
Jacob (the werewolf) saves her. Redhead watches them from under the water and then she's gone. That's it folks, you never hear, see or know of her again. In fact, you forget all about her in the end and nothing ever leads you on to thinking about her. She's never mentioned and neither are the death threats to Bella. Even when alice comes back, she says she saw Bella die (oh noes) But Jacob and the redheaded bi-atch weren't there at all. And that's all.
Jacob also has a tattoo. That's all that's mentioned. If you pay close attention, all of the members of the pack have the same tattoo, but it never goes into detail about what the tattoo represents for them, whether its mandatory for all packs to have one of whether it was just a cool idea they had. So, everyone then forgets about the tattoo.
All of the men in the film suffer from a disease in which they continuously are ripping off their shirts. There were more shirtless men in this movie than on the Jerry Springer Show. And this disturbs me because some of them were shirtless for no apparent reason. And they were desperately LOOKING for reasons for the guys to take their shirts off. The dumbest reason EVER came up. They're like, pretty good and near a house, Bella falls (again!) and bumps her head. Oh no, she's bleeding. Jacob removes his entire shirt and them dabs the little bit of blood from her head. WTF?
Most movies and even ANIMES, the guy picks her up and carries her to a house. Or even if not, he rips off a part of his shirt and only uses what is necessary... The whole shirt dude? I mean, C'mon, you're just looking for reasons to have shirtless men.
Furthermore, all of these Shirtless men find Bella to be attractive.
See how much I have to write about the shirtless men and the love triangle? There was no real plot to even speak of! There were glimpses, but even the plot never evolved. Gods help me if I was ever reading this book or reviewing this movie in the third grade!
What is the plot of this movie/book?: ..... I don't fucking know...

My question to humanity is this:
Why the hell is this 'saga' so popular, so sought after, so squealed over and so well liked?
Honestly, Excel 'SAGA' had more of a plot and more developed characters than this hunk of shit. And the point of Excel Saga was to have NONE. Good Gods people! Grow a brain!